Friday, November 19, 2010

Things just keep getting better!

Adding to my yay-overload at the thought of My Gal running for US President is the news that Donald Trump is once again talking about throwing his hat in the ring.

If he runs, it will "most likely" be as a Republican. Wow, big surprise eh!

Could the Republican Primary race BE any more entertaining than The Don vs The Pitbull in Lipstick?

Here's how I think it'll go.

Donald goes on Larry King to announce he'll run for Republican Nominee. Denies inappropriate touching or any sort of special relationship with Larry, despite technicians "forgetting" to tell Don and Lar the camera is on and images of Larry stroking Donald's hair lovingly are beamed out across the world.


Sarah Palin finds this highly amusing.


First Donald is hurt...


Then angry.

[Then orange]



Sarah says "Sorry Don, but the thought of you as President of the United States is ridic... ridic... just plain ol' stupid!"



Now Donald is REALLY mad. "At least I know that Africa isn't a country, you stupid whore!"



"What did you say?"



"I said, you're a stupid whore and your baby is a retard. You're a national embarassment and your TV show stinks. Mine is WAY better."




Sarah decides to take the high road, attacking The Don to her supporters in massive rallies. "He's orange and his hair is awful! He's a stinky old wanker."




"AND he's got a teeny tiny little winky!"


This is too much for The Don, who threatens to kill Sarah, her retarded baby, her slutty daughter and her slutty daughter's probably retarded baby. Cries of protest from disability advocates and teenage mothers are drowned out by the sound of hundreds of thousands of Americans baying for blood.




So Sarah does the only thing a responsible Alaskan would do - goes on a killing spree! After finishing off Don and her retarded/slutty children, she takes out Obama and Hillary... and Condoleezza for good measure.


And the world is saved from commies, pinkos, abortionists, evolutionists, scientists, skeptics and traitors. Yay! Sarah says, "That's ok guys."



"Love ya!"




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