So this old dude (58) is staying at a campground and he gets pissed off at other campers playing "loud music" at night. He goes over to, presumably, politely ask them to turn the music down, but doesn't see anyone. What he does see is an unlocked car with a handbag on the front seat. What he also sees is some dookie. Human dookie. Of course, he does what you or I would do - scoops up the poo and puts it in the handbag.
Despite him not finding anyone to complain to, he was spotted and beaten up. Turns out he was beaten pretty badly, knocked unconscious then kicked and punched in the face while he was on the ground. He ended up with a concussion and needing stitches. Police say they believe the 20 year old man charged with the assault broke "up to 4" knuckled during the attack, and his 21 year old girl friend has also been charged.
Now, I'm not going to say that the guy deserved to be kicked and punched in the face while he was passed out. But for christs sake, you can't put human feces in someone's handbag just because you're pretty sure they're the person who is indirectly pissing you off! I really hope he's facing charges for putting the poo in the bag to begin with - I'd like to think there is some legal protection between me and scat-slinging nut-jobs.
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