Piracy on the High Stones

Part of me is disappointed that the rumours saying Disney is dropping Keef from Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Is This Thing Still Going? following the drug-taking "revalations" contained in his memoir are untrue, because it would be an awesome rant.

I'm also disappointed because it would mean I don't have to turn up to the Auckland premier in costume like I did for Pirates 3, nursing a beer and sitting on a full bladder waiting to toast Keef. Aaah well, it's a small price to pay for seeing God on film. And I DO look cute in that pirate costume.