"I don't think it's the tattoo you were after"

"Charges after penis tattooed on mans back"

So there's this dude with a tattoo gun. He has an argument with his mate, but nonetheless proceeds to convince his mate to be the recipient of a home-job tattoo.

Apparently the hapless "victim" believed he was getting some sort of dragon design with a yin-yang symbol. A friend watches the tattoo being done and assures the "victim" that the tattoo looks great.

The tattoo "artist" tells the "victim" to keep it out of the sun and not show anyone. However, as people do, the "victim" went home and showed his flatmate who memorably said "I don't think it's the tattoo you were after". Unsurprising as the man had a 40cm penis with a "misspelled slogan implying the man is gay" tattooed across his back.

With regards to the story, the idiot deserves all he got (which is a $2000 removal bill). How could anyone be stupid enough to trust someone they'd just had a fight with to tattoo their back?

With regards to the media, where the fuck are my pics? They don't even say what the mispelled slogan was. FAIL.